updates 2 February 2007: updated hate, love, and blog...and possibly quotes. 3 January 2007: I've made a new journal page because it's 2007 and I'm tired of dumbfuck psych journal. Look down for the new one. 29 November 2006: I'm trying to update the psych journal on a regular basis, as far as more new material goes, some input would be nice. I don't know what should be here. 25 July: yeah..that whole updating thing...I lied. There are some new quotes and that's about it. 29 April: I HAVE HIGH SPEED INTERNET. YES I DO! As well as an apartment to put it in, so in 2 weeks when skool is out, I'll be all over this motherfucker. 8 April: I know I haven't updated in 2 months and I apologize. I've been working every day and I am now forbidden to have my laptop at skool, so I don't have any time to update. I'm still alive, and I promise to resume progress on this website this summer. I just have to finish skool, move into my apartment, and get internet there. 6 February: I finally made everything the same size and color. I'm starting to add on to my wonderful lists on a daily basis, so I'm not going to bother making a note of every incremental update. 3 February: new page (see if you can find it) and a big update to the existing pages (my shit list in particular) 24 January: Whole new page: my dumbfuck psych journal 18 December 2005: new background because I was tired of the TVs 12 December 2005: I put up a bunch of new shit everywhere. I apologize for being a general lazy piece of shit lately. 27 October 2005: I put a bunch of crap on the ME page 19 October 2005: New quotes 10 October 2005: New quotes, ramblings, and things that suck...I need more links, so if you'd like to be linked please email me: doktor_whit@hotmail.com 5 October 2005: I'm lazy...added a links page and combined rants and ramblings... 30 September 2005: yaaay, I've figured out Dreamweaver...AND THE SITE IS UP AND RUNNING!!!

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LOBOTOMIZED BITCHING AND BABBLING (usually done in a very mindless way provoked by skool)

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